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Bye, bye Jacko

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I’ve never been much of a fan of Michael Jackson’s music, although I did like the song “Eat It”, that was pretty funny. But in spite of his falsetto voice, he must have had a pair. Remember when he showed up in court in pajamas while on charges of sexually molesting a minor in his Neverland Ranch Bedroom?
My most vivid memory of Michael Jackson is getting my driver’s license in 1972. Cruising down Route 13 when “Ben” came on the radio (WIBG). I changed the station to WFIL to hear “Long Cool Woman” by the Hollies. Oh if I had only known!

Yeah, yeah, it’s a tragedy, blah, blah, blah. The real tragedy, Michael Jackson was dating an 18-year old Brooke Shields, but dumped her for Webster. Then he dumped Webster for Bubbles, and dumped Bubbles to marry Lisa Marie Presley. He then divorced Lisa Marie 18 days later and had a child with a surrogate. It gets weirder!


The cause of death will be announced in 6 to 8 weeks after the autopsy report, but I can tell you now. He had $1.4 billion, but when he died, he was $140 million in debt. I would have had cardiac arrest too!